Solatri: Perving Out: Whatever the Weather

I spent most of last week watching CNN, HLN, Fox News, and reality shows (Hardcore Pawn; some hunk of shit called Auction Hunters, which is basically [or, exactly] a rip-off of Storage Wars, only one of the guys has stupid tattoos all over his dumb, bald head). I was visiting my in-laws, so I really didn't have much of a say on what we all sat down to watch after the kid went to bed, and that's fine. I'm not complaining. Well, I am, but not, you know, seriously. I mean, I didn't spend the entirety of our visit arms crossed, frowny faced if that's what you're thinking.

When we weren't watching CNN describe the manner in which George Zimmerman was chained for his first court appearance or the Etan Patz slideshow for the fiftieth time, we watched the local news. My wife's parents live in South Jersey, so they watch the news out of Philadelphia. NBC 10, if we're being specific, and why shouldn't we be? Now there's really nothing that special about the NBC 10 newscast...oh, wait, yes there is. Say hello to NBC 10's smoking hot meteorologist, Sheena Parveen.