Thursday, April 3, 2008

America's Next Top Model-Cycle 10: Week 7

Thoughts of a model...

Since the girls went on go-sees last night, I had this grandiose plan of writing captions under each team pictures with my comments for each of the girls...well, thanks a LOT CW website for not putting up any of THOSE pictures. There are just stupid judging pictures and such, although there is a lovely shot of Ms. Jay and his sparkly red eyebrows.

So, instead, I decided to provide insight into what the models are thinking instead. Now, there may be pictures, there may not...this will depend on the powers that be at GiantElectric. (I don't know how much 'time' they have to put in all these pictures...like they're all that busy with work and such...humph.)
Anya: 'It's, like, so important to make a good impression with everything you do. I mean, this is Tyra Banks and noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker who are judging you.'

Claire: 'Even though I got sent home tonight, I'm going to keep doing this for my daughter, to give her a better life. Hopefully, my next job will be in NY, too, so my breast milk won't dry up again.'

Dominique: 'Dominique knows Dominique will win, and that these other girls fear Dominique. And, if by some chance the judges have their heads up their asses, you can check out Dominique every 3rd Saturday at The Cock on 12th Street.'
Fatima: 'All of the other girls are so immature. They're just jealous that they are not as disgustingly skinny as I am.'
Katarzyna: 'I really don't have anything to say.'

Lauren: 'So, I know I don't look like the other girls. I know I'm awkward and can't walk. And I'm not going to do a single thing to get any better.'

Stacy Ann: 'This experience has been like totally awesome! I love modeling! I love clothes and shoes and make-up...I even love my new totally short do! Yay for models.'

Whitney: 'I got curves...so? You got a problem with that? America's ready for a plus-size model to win, and here I come.'

Ponder these deep thoughts 'til next week.

ll