Showing posts with label Wednesday Morning Music. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wednesday Morning Music. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Wednesday Morning What the WTF Music?!?

So, I heard this newish Blink-182 song for the first time last weekend:



Now, I've never kept my enjoyment of Blink-182 a secret. I like them. Their music meant a lot more to me in high school and college, but I still dump a load of their tunes onto my iPod from time to time and, you know, rock out or whatever. I kind of even like this song. I just have one question...

Why does Tom DeLonge still sing like that? I don't mean the whininess. He's always rocked the whininess. It's the oddball pronunciation of certain words. Like, no one says "demon" that way. Or "year." At least, I think he's saying the word "year." What the hell?

Tom DeLonge is 36-years-old. Thirty-six! Why is he still singing like a snotty teenage asshole? It's offputting. Tone it down a little, Tom. Sheesh.


Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Perving Out presents Wednesday Morning Music: Girls' Generation-"The Boys"



This song is completely awful. But it's performed by Girls' Generation, an all-female, South Korean pop group. Dumb song performed by 9 super hot Korean girls = essential viewing. If there had only been 8 girls in the group, I wouldn't have posted this on the blog. You just made it, Girls' Generation. You're welcome.


Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Wednesday Morning Music: David from Real World New Orleans-"Come On Be My Baby Tonight"



Awwwww, yeah. It's Wednesday--Hump Day--time to crank the sexy dial to 11. Let the dulcet tones of Real World New Orleans's David Broom wash over you; drown in the silky sweet vocals and sticky hot keyboard licks of someone no one under the age of 25 could possibly remember. Oh, baby!

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Wednesday Morning Music: The Cranberries-"Salvation"



Current record holder for song that has been stuck in my head for the longest stretch of time (2 weeks and counting!). Luckily, I'm a Cranberries fan, so it's no biggie. (WARNING: VIDEO FEATURES CREEPIEST CLOWN EVER!!!)


Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Wednesday Morning Music By Request

I received the following e-mail from a reader named Donnie last weekend:

Hey, man, Ive been reading your website for a while now and I've gotta say, the Wed Morning Music thing is dumber than hell. Your always either post some queer indie rock bullcrap or some silly ass shit I don't know what. I'm wondering if you would post something badass or like manly and shit sometime. Me I'd like to hear some metal or some gangster rap. Gangster rap is badass, man!!! Other than that faggoty indie music trash, I like your web site OK. My girlfriend reads it more n I do. She likes Ã…wesome Animal Thursday. Y'all gonna bring that back any time soon? Allright man. I'll hit you up later.

-Donnie

Well, Donnie, even though we don't agree with many of your word choices, we've decided to give you what you want. It's Wednesday morning music, so get ready for something a little more bad-ass than usual. Enjoy it, Donnie.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Wednesday Evening Music: "Lovin' My Man"



We saved this one for after the sun went down because it...is...sexxxy.

It also mentions God a lot.

Oh, well. Doesn't mean it isn't...sexxxxxxy...

Oh, baby....

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Wednesday Morning Music: The New Pornographers-"Moves"



A great song + the genius of Tom Scharpling + a cavalcade of stars = the most epic musical experience of 2011 thus far!


Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Wednesday Morning Music: Das Racist "Rainbow in the Dark"



Start your 2011 off with a little something from one of our favorite records of the last year. (WARNING: Video contains thrusting pubic hair)

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Wednesday Morning Music: Das Racist "Who's That? Brooown!""


I could've gone the Christmas song route, but I don't like to be predictable. Dig this catchy number and its super rad video instead!

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Wednesday Morning Music: Mama Doni "Chanukah Fever"

Sorry about that. Now here's the for real Wednesday Morning Music:



Sometimes I forget to post holiday fare for our Jewish readers to enjoy, since I'm not Jewish, or religious at all, really, but I wanted to get this funky little number in before Chanukah's final night. Have you got the fever? No? Me neither. This song is pretty dumb. Sorry, Jewish readers. I'll do better next year. (Yeah, I agree, the "latka-fied" line is all right.)

Wednesday Morning Music: Special Commercial Interruption



I'm fairly certain this is the greatest commercial of all time, and I don't even understand what it's for. Good for you, Kevin Bacon!