This thing is almost 7 MINUTES LONG! I wanted to cram a pencil in my ear at 1:08. Can you imagine you're a full-grown man and you've got to listen to this drivel coming out of this dummy's mouth with that voice? Ugh. Why would someone do this to himself? And I'm not being a bully here. I'm not insulting Stodden's "music" or accusing her of sporting fake tits, I'm just pointing out that she is a teenager, a dumb kid with an annoying voice who flips her hair and believes the world is out get her because she is too beautiful and too talented for anyone to comprehend...AND A 51-YEAR-OLD MAN MARRIED HER! What is his damage, man?
OK. I'm done now. GEP will keep up with this story as it grows creepier, but for now let's check out another soon-to-be "country" hit from Courtney Alexis Stodden:
