Christmas Morning, 2008:
Uncle Jerry: Here you go, Stu. Merry Christmas.
Stu: Thanks, Uncle Jerry! You shouldn't have. I wonder what it is? Oh, hey, a toaster. Look, honey, Uncle Jerry got us a toaster.
Uncle Jerry: It's a Pop Art Holiday Toaster from Sky Mall.
Stu: Oh...yeah? What does that, um, mean?
Uncle Jerry: Well, you can make toast with Christmas pictures on it.
Stu: Christmas pictures?
Uncle Jerry: Yeah, like Santa and Frosty. I think there's a stocking in there.
Stu: Then after Christmas, what do you do with it? Can you set it not to make toast with Christmas pictures on it?
Uncle Jerry: Nah. You probably just want to pack it away in the attic with all the other Christmas stuff.
Stu: Oh. Well, that's stupid.
Uncle Jerry: It really, really is. Got any vodka? I wanna refill this flask before I head over to my mother's house.
