Two of my Hell's Kitchen's predictions came true last night: 1. Things ran more smoothly now that Matty is gone.
2. The sexy house-wife cooking class was a rousing (or should I say arousing?) success in as far as it livened the show up a titch.
That isn't to say that things ran perfectly. As is usually the case in Chef Ramsay's (fake) restaurant, when one screw-up leaves, there are two or three in line to take his/her place. Last night Bobby, Jen, and Gentleman Petrozza stepped up to slow things down and screw shit up, thus sending The Dark Lord into several angry tirades and food throwing tantrums. And there were plenty of bleeped insults to go around. In the end, the self-proclaimed Black Gordon Ramsay (the "four star general" to Ramsay's "president"--president of what?--cooking?) was asked to leave.
The highlight of last night's episode though had to be the six surgically enhanced "domestic houswives" Ramsay brought in for the very first Teaching Challenge. This has technically been a season of "very firsts" (pizza challenge, pasta making, cooking relay), but this is the first one that was actually interesting. Maybe it was the dish, a delectable looking lobster spaghetti. Or maybe it was the boobs.
Yeah, it was the boobs. I like MILFs as much as the next pervert and these ladies were the MILF-iest. Petrozza's interaction with his Stay-at-Home Barbie was humorous enough to make even Chef Ramsay crack a smile. Oh, Charlotte's own Petrozza--you filthy little scamp!
