The Worst Costumes Ever: See, Men are Dumb

"It's Halloween and I'm always the life of the party. What should I go as this year? People are expecting something great. Everyone things I'm so funny and I can't let them down. I've got it. I'll go as a sperm. You've done it again, big guy! This is gonna be the best Halloween ever!"

I hate you.

You are a complete asshole.

You are worst human being on the planet. And you're not funny.

I hate these sperm costumes, but, dude, you didn't even try. And why is a sperm also a sperm donor? Can sperm donate sperm? Your dumb costume doesn't even make sense, you dummy.

Wait, do you want people to make deposits on you?