How many episodes in before the old man suffers a fatal heart attack? Hell, before any of them do. I feel like that's what Tru TV is going for, don't you? "Watch these fat lumps eat, sweat, and wheeze! It's entertainment! Promise!" You know one of these heavy hitters is gonna complain about chest pains or a tingling feeling in his left arm at least once an episode. I mean, filming re-enactments of wacky repo situations that probably never happened can be taxing work. Ugh.