Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Perving Out: Bender? I Hardly Know Her!

Say hello to our newest feature Pervin' Out, wherein we will present a photograph that we find titillating and/or sexually appealing and proceed to make lewd and lascivious comments about the individuals featured within said picture. Pervin' Out will be a safe and fun way to express our sexuality through bawdy jokings and crude tomfoolery. Let's perv it up, shall we? OK.
Here we have two lady-friends out for a sultry night on the town. The fact that they are disguised as Futurama characters makes it all the better. I only have one thing, well, actually three things, to say to these charming lasses:

1. "I'd like to bend-her over!"
2. "Leela, you're making me-la feel stiff in the bathing suit area!"
3. "I'd very much like to perform a series of crude sexual acts with you two young women if you're up for it. [Insert Futurama-inspired pun]"