Friday, May 13, 2011

Food Porn Friday: The Instant Heart Attack Sandwich

What are we looking at here? Well, it is quite simply a mountain of deliciously-salty, thinly-sliced pastrami nestle between two fried potato pancakes. Or, as I like to call it, THE GREATEST SANDWICH TO EVER EXIST ON THE PLANET EARTH!

Sadly, this god among sandwiches is currently only available at the 2nd Avenue Deli in New York. But, hey, I don't know who's reading this post, so here goes nothing: if you are a friend of the blog OR a personal friend of mine who lives in NYC (and don't try to deny our friendship, because I know you totally still love me), how 'bout buying one of these things for me and FedExing it down to Raleigh. Contact me at giantpengy@yahoo.com if this seems plausible in any way. C'mon, let's all contribute to my early demise!