PORNO-PALOOZA!!!
That's right: all April, GEP is celebrating the erotic art of hardcore pornography! Features will include:
***Anal Sex Movie Smack-Down!!! (films will include Butt Blasters 17, Bang Me in the Anus--Explode in My Face 5, Mistress Anal's Butt Dungeon, and Butthole Bandits 37: The Cornhole Conundrum, and Last Tango in Paris)
***Explicit biographies of all your favorite adult stars!!! Stars like: Betsy Buns! Dora the Ass-plorer! Brenda Browneye! The Vagina Twins! Coco Cootchmuffin! Splash! Tina the Extra Bendy Sex Midget! Ron Jeremy's Foreskin! Robert "Big Balls" Massive Dong! And many, many more!!!
***Reviews of the latest sex toys and devices!!! Items like the Amsterdam Sex Swing! Battery-operated Butt Wands! Sex Dolls with real human teeth! Anthropomorphic dildos! Barbed-wire cock rings! And exactly one more!!!
***Graphic descriptions of the newest and hottest sex acts in porn today!!! Horrifying acts like the Alabama Hot Pocket! The Blue Waffle! The Abe Lincoln! The Randy Butler! The Birmingham Booty Call! The Texas Chili Cheese Fry Combo Platter! Chocolate Reign! The Boston Pancake! The Boston Crepe! The Boston Hashbrowns and Cup of Coffee! The Twat Puzzler! The Cincinatti Bowtie! The Macaroni & Scat! The Tony Danza! And many, many more!
***And tons--and I mean TONS--of vag close-ups!!! IT'S GONNA BE SICK!!!!!!!!!!!
