Solatri: Gifts for Weirdos: Doll Baby Versions of Your Favorite "Celebrities"

You may recall that a couple of Sundays ago we told you about the Kate Middleton doll (Didja order yours yet? Huh? Didja? Didja?). This opened an entire--dare I say it--Pandora's box of horrifying doll discoveries. Our very own List Lady found what may be the most disturbing new trend in collectible porcelain horrors: baby versions of popular celebrities. Warning, these dolls are for super fans only, because how can you truly call yourself a fan of somebody unless you have an infant version of him or her imprisoned in the curio cabinet in your dining room or lining the walls of your guest room--the guest room your grandkids sleep in when they spend the weekend?