Salads! When you've decided to eat healthy, there is no easier meal choice than the salad. Of course, unhealthy salad toppings can turn even the healthiest salads into a caloric nightmare. We hope this list will come in handy when you eat your next salad. You're welcome.
1. shredded cheese
2. bacon bits
3. croutons
4. creamy dressings
5. Hershey's chocolate syrup
6. fried onion petals
7. Fiddle Faddle
8. Circus Peanuts
9. Fun Dip
10. deep-fried apple slices
11. Arby's Horsey Sauce
12. high fructose corn syrup
13. maple syrup
14. meatloaf
15. Pringles (specifically from the "eXtreme flavor" collection)
16. iceberg lettuce (tempura fried)
17. crystal meth
18. Gummi Bears
19. candy corn
20. candied whale blubber (not only unhealthy, but illegal in the US)
21. your grandpa's ashes
22. cauliflower (high in "yuck")
23. hot dog water
24. salted herring
25. soft-serve swirl ice cream
26. hobo piss
27. plant fertilizer
28. McCormick-brand Salad Toppins
29. McCarmack-brand Salad Sloppins
30. peanut brittle
31. country-fried ham chunks
33. brown gravy
34. man gravy
35. Advil Extra Strength
36. a whole pumpkin
37. a witch's tears
38. edible panties
39. MacCormook-brand Muppet Shavins
40. mac-n-cheese
41. double-fried pineapple-shards
42. panko-breaded mini chocolate chip muffins
43. melted butter
44. fish AIDS
45. Swedish Fish
46. carrot shits
47. Magic Shell
48. sawdust
49. salt chunks
48. gerbil farts
49. deep-fried crack rocks
50. grease-soaked kelp
51. sesame seeds
