-I don't know why, but I think I sleep better in a $350.00 a night hotel room, especially when I'm only paying $68.00 to do so.-Finally fulfilled a childhood dream at 30: I got my picture taken with Alice. She told me that she liked my "spectacles" because they reminded her of the White Rabbit's. I told her I was a big fan...AND MEANT IT. Am I a dork? Oh, yes. Do I care what you think? Nope.
-Here's a quick way to make yourself nauseous at the Magic Kingdom: ride the Tea Cups then immediately ride the Astro Orbiter.
-Hey, where's the voice-activated oven promised to me by the Carousel of Progress, man? Also, does the C of P guy look exactly like Norm MacDonald or is it just me?-There is nothing more invigorating than walking through Tomorrowland chewing on some beef jerky. Awesome.
-Jen describes Big Thunder Railroad as "a ride for whores" after noticing that we are literally surrounded by total whores.
-I suggest that "Tom Sawyer Island" should be renamed "Edward Cullen Island." The wife enjoys this new twist on yesterday's Twilight joke and I decide right then and there to keep this thing going all week. Later in the day, I see two girls in Twilight t-shirts and consider asking them if they've been to "Edward Cullen Island" yet, but Jen says that would be mean.
-I wonder how many people have been horribly injured while exploring the dimly lit caves on Tom Sawyer Island?-Idiots on the Barrel Bridge almost sink the damn thing. With some quick thinking, I'm able to keep my Chucks dry.
-No mention of Jim on Tom Sawyer Island. Weird.
-I don't care what anyone says, I love the Hall of Presidents. Jen says I just like any attraction that involves air conditioning and sitting down. She's probably right.
-Back to the Grand Floridian for showers, naps, and Japanese TV. Based solely on their television programming, I'd say most Japanese people are completely batshit crazy. Why is that girl dressed like a robot penguin?
-Overheard outside the San Angel Inn restaurant in EPCOT Mexico: "I even told the lady I was from Alaska and this was my last night here and I still couldn't get a table."-The wife and I are NOT from Alaska and we made reservations a month ago, so we are seated promptly and treated to perhaps the best food I've ever put in my mouth (and I've put A LOT of food in my mouth, friends).
-Spent almost $100.00 in EPCOT Japan, but we kinda already knew we would anyway. No one is dressed like a robot penguin.
-On the monorail ride home, the wife and I discuss possible "Edward Cullen Island" attractions.
