Over the past two days we've taken a look at Santa novelty items focused on things coming out of Kris Kringle's ass, so on this special day, Christmas Eve, why don't we just get the whole ass out there. Insulting your extended family and making your friends uncomfortable has never been easier! The animated mooning Santa does everything you wish you could do to people during the holiday season...if you are a sociopath! What is this fascination with Santa's ass? Farting, shitting, mooning--this is not what Santa does!Granted, he probably does shit. And, yes, farting sort of goes hand and hand with the other thing, so, OK, he probably does those two things. But it isn't funny. And it isn't something you should prominently display in your home...unless you are retarded. If that is the case, congratulations for living on your own and bringing in enough disposable income to waste on tacky, farting Christmas decorations. While I am proud of your achievement, I do question those close to you who have allowed you to fill your home with offensive holiday trash.
Thank Baby Jesus we've only got one more day of this!
