You've already got a Farting Santa, why not buy yourself a Shitting Santa while you're at it? Welcome to Santa's Musical Outhouse. Why is it musical, you ask? Who the hell knows. It just is.Santa's Musical Outhouse also shakes, lights up, and features "Santa mouthing off 8 different naughty phrases." Nothing says Christmas fun like Santa talking dirty, at least not in my opinion.
You know what? If Santa's Musical Outhouse is part of your holiday decor somebody should come to your house and smash your skull in with a brick.
