25 Days of Horrible Holiday Decorations: 6 Foot Stocking
Is there a child alive who has been good enough all year long to warrant receiving a 6 foot Christmas stocking full of yueltide goodies? My initial inclination is to say no. 6 feet is a lot of room in which to jam pack candy and trinkets. Frankly, the idea of 6 foot stocking is ridiculous. What next? An 8 foot stocking?
BOO-YAH! Take that, bitch! Hell yeah! There's a new sheriff in town, baby, and it's the 8 foot stocking! That's 2 more feet of cheap toys and off-brand candy. That little boy can't even reach the top of that damn thing! He can try, but he will fail. Let's hear it for novelty stockings!
Is there a child alive who has been good enough all year long to warrant receiving a 6 foot Christmas stocking full of yueltide goodies? My initial inclination is to say no. 6 feet is a lot of room in which to jam pack candy and trinkets. Frankly, the idea of 6 foot stocking is ridiculous. What next? An 8 foot stocking?
BOO-YAH! Take that, bitch! Hell yeah! There's a new sheriff in town, baby, and it's the 8 foot stocking! That's 2 more feet of cheap toys and off-brand candy. That little boy can't even reach the top of that damn thing! He can try, but he will fail. Let's hear it for novelty stockings!
