From the Pages of Skymall-Summer Fun Edition
Summer is coming to a close, but that doesn't mean you can't start ordering stuff from Skymall in preparation for next year. Woo-hoo!
Wondering if you have a gambling problem? If you got yourself a Floating Blackjack Table odds are good you might need to join a support group. Harmless pool-time fun or symptom of a crippling disease?
When you've just got to let your backyard barbecue guests know you've cooked a steak worthy of Jeff Gordon-The NASCAR BBQ Iron; or, do you have $100 you'd like to waste on a something ridiculous-The NASCAR BBQ Iron.
Cleaning the pool is NEVER fun, that's why most people with backyard pools purchase self-propelled pool-cleaning robots to handle the job. But what if a product came along that gives the ILLUSION that pool cleaning is a rocking good time? And let's say you totally hate your kid, blame him or her for everything bad in your life. Say hello to the Remote Control Pool Skimmer. It kind of looks like a super-rad speedboat, but it's just a pool skimmer and it probably moves very, very slowly. But check out the above picture: Mom and Dad are relaxing, having a chat about their feelings, and there's poor Junior, cleaning the pool with a remote control skimmer. Screw you, Junior! That'll teach you to be conceived accidentally.
Like surfing and drowning rolled into one! Skymall.com says the Subskate offers "hours of (literally) good clean fun," but, seriously, what the hell does that even mean? That young man's face says, "Oh, God, pull me up--I'm drowning!" or, at the least, "Oh, God, this is boring--I wish I was for real surfing." Summer fun!
Wondering if you have a gambling problem? If you got yourself a Floating Blackjack Table odds are good you might need to join a support group. Harmless pool-time fun or symptom of a crippling disease?
When you've just got to let your backyard barbecue guests know you've cooked a steak worthy of Jeff Gordon-The NASCAR BBQ Iron; or, do you have $100 you'd like to waste on a something ridiculous-The NASCAR BBQ Iron.
Cleaning the pool is NEVER fun, that's why most people with backyard pools purchase self-propelled pool-cleaning robots to handle the job. But what if a product came along that gives the ILLUSION that pool cleaning is a rocking good time? And let's say you totally hate your kid, blame him or her for everything bad in your life. Say hello to the Remote Control Pool Skimmer. It kind of looks like a super-rad speedboat, but it's just a pool skimmer and it probably moves very, very slowly. But check out the above picture: Mom and Dad are relaxing, having a chat about their feelings, and there's poor Junior, cleaning the pool with a remote control skimmer. Screw you, Junior! That'll teach you to be conceived accidentally.
Like surfing and drowning rolled into one! Skymall.com says the Subskate offers "hours of (literally) good clean fun," but, seriously, what the hell does that even mean? That young man's face says, "Oh, God, pull me up--I'm drowning!" or, at the least, "Oh, God, this is boring--I wish I was for real surfing." Summer fun!
