We've all had those mornings when we just couldn't get out of bed. Maybe you spent the better part of the night before doing keg stands and taking body shots off the faked-tanned bellies of glassy-eyed coeds at Senor Pukes. Perhaps you've woken up to the fact that your life is pathetic and useless and that you'll never amount to anything just like your stepfather told you repeatedly during high school and you can think of no better plan than to stay in bed until you die, alone and unloved. Or maybe someone ran off with your prosthetic legs. Whatever the case, Rover still needs someone to take him outside to drop that first deuce of the morning. That's when you need the Indoor Dog Restroom! It looks just like your neighbor's front yard, only it's inside where you eat, sleep, and bathe! Now while you sleep one off, your dog can shit and piss to his heart's content...INSIDE! 
Nothing lets a potential suitor know to avoid smooching you at all costs then this hilarious trinket for your canine companion.
Nothing lets a potential suitor know to avoid smooching you at all costs then this hilarious trinket for your canine companion. Hold on. This is another one of those products that kind of confuses me, like, when a young child buys an I LOVE MY DADDY t-shirt for his or her daddy on Father's Day and expects Pops to wear it. So, wait, does Pops love his daddy or...what the hell is actually going on here? What is the I KISS MY DOG ON THE LIPS tag telling us--that your dog has it's own dog which it unapologetically kisses square on the lips? Perhaps a t-shirt for humans is needed to express this sentiment in a clearer manner. If only one existed...sigh. WAIT...one does exist!!!
Say hello to the Chatter Talking Pet Bowl. Before you leave for work in the morning just fill the Chatter with your pet's favorite food and record a 10 second message that will play every time your furry friend takes a bite, that way your pet won't feel lonely or abandoned. You know, my cat runs and hides when I crack my knuckles in another room of the house, so I'm thinking hearing my voice coming out of his food bowl every time he decides to have a snack is going to drive him insane. And what message does one record on one of these talking bowls? Dogs might get into it, but I gotta think most cats are going to react like that one above, who seems to thinking, "What the hell is this? I thought I got rid of that asshole for eight hours. Shit!"
Say hello to the Chatter Talking Pet Bowl. Before you leave for work in the morning just fill the Chatter with your pet's favorite food and record a 10 second message that will play every time your furry friend takes a bite, that way your pet won't feel lonely or abandoned. You know, my cat runs and hides when I crack my knuckles in another room of the house, so I'm thinking hearing my voice coming out of his food bowl every time he decides to have a snack is going to drive him insane. And what message does one record on one of these talking bowls? Dogs might get into it, but I gotta think most cats are going to react like that one above, who seems to thinking, "What the hell is this? I thought I got rid of that asshole for eight hours. Shit!"Next time: Part 2, featuring the Traveling Pet Seat, the Safety LED Lighted Dog Collar, and Cool Vests for Dogs.
