From the Pages of Skymall-Pet Edition (Part II)
Ever wanted to take your dog on a midnight stroll around the neighborhood or next to a busy highway (what is going on in that picture?)? The Safety LED Lighted Dog Collar makes it possible. And look at the light that thing throws out! Damn! You and your dog could totally become a crime-fighting duo or search for lost miners or help illegal immigrants across the border or blind a hobo or blind a whole bunch of hobos, perhaps crazed hobos who want to break into your cupboard and steal your beans. It could happen.
The Pet Car-Seat, huh? Yeah, I don't see any pet enjoying this for more than negative three seconds. The dog pictured was obviously drugged for this photo shoot. Somebody call PETA.
Check out this Cool Vest for Dogs. 'Cool' in this case means 'the opposite of warm,' because this poor bastard looks anything but 'cool' (ie, hip, happenin', far out), in fact, he totally looks like a dork.
After watching the video I'm convinced that the Litter Robot is a revolutionary product that will change the world of shit-scooping forever. But does it have to look like a robot from a 60's sci-fi B-movie? I mean, it's 2008. Can't litterbox scientists design something more aesthetically pleasing? As usual I must critique this cat product with my own cat, Garbage, in mind. There is no way he would set foot in that thing. It looks like some kind of futuristic death chamber. But, man, it would so make my life easier. And less gross.
Ever wanted to take your dog on a midnight stroll around the neighborhood or next to a busy highway (what is going on in that picture?)? The Safety LED Lighted Dog Collar makes it possible. And look at the light that thing throws out! Damn! You and your dog could totally become a crime-fighting duo or search for lost miners or help illegal immigrants across the border or blind a hobo or blind a whole bunch of hobos, perhaps crazed hobos who want to break into your cupboard and steal your beans. It could happen.
The Pet Car-Seat, huh? Yeah, I don't see any pet enjoying this for more than negative three seconds. The dog pictured was obviously drugged for this photo shoot. Somebody call PETA.
Check out this Cool Vest for Dogs. 'Cool' in this case means 'the opposite of warm,' because this poor bastard looks anything but 'cool' (ie, hip, happenin', far out), in fact, he totally looks like a dork.
After watching the video I'm convinced that the Litter Robot is a revolutionary product that will change the world of shit-scooping forever. But does it have to look like a robot from a 60's sci-fi B-movie? I mean, it's 2008. Can't litterbox scientists design something more aesthetically pleasing? As usual I must critique this cat product with my own cat, Garbage, in mind. There is no way he would set foot in that thing. It looks like some kind of futuristic death chamber. But, man, it would so make my life easier. And less gross.
