The Dog Whisperer calms ill-tempered dogs, so what does the Fish Whisperer do? Cure badly behaved fish? The only bad thing my goldfish ever did was die three days after I won them at the fair. Can you bring a fish back to life, Fish Whisperer? I didn't think so! WAHHHHH!
Nothing says "I don't care if I ever get laid" more than this Grimace-colored DOGS FOR PEACE sweatshirt. Show everyone down at the public library or the Marshalls two-day sales event that you're an unsexy schlub and proud of it.
1. Careful, or you'll end up in my novel...the novel I've been writing for five years and will never finish. I will die alone in my cubicle, unpublished and unrecognized.2. Good morning, world! I'm pretentious and douchey!
3. The irony of this shirt is that an actual published author would NEVER wear it.
There's nothing I hate more than adults in footie-pajamas ('cept maybe Hitler). Maybe I'm missing something. A hot girl in footies has no extra special appeal to me and a guy--holy crap--a man in footie-pajamas looks like an escapee from a mental hospital. There is no reason to wear footie-pajamas after the age of six. I do not support this infantilization of America's adult population. Not at all.