Redneck #1: Hey, bo, you wanna go fishin' tomorrow mornin'?
Redneck #2: Hell yeah, man! We'll get up early, pack the truck with some beer, some jerky--man, we'll have us a time out there, shoot!
Redneck #1: Hey, man, you know how tired I get standin' out there all day fishin' and what not. All that standin' up and shit. You know on second thought, man, jes fergit it. I ain't gonna stand up all day.
Redneck #2: Don't worry none 'bout that, you sumbitch. I got me this new truck hammock. Man, we'll be fishin' in style, like a couple of them millionaires you hear about on the T.V.
Redneck #1: Wait, man, so what yer sayin' is I can sit my fat ass down while I'm fishin'? I don't gotta stand on the riverbank all day like a queer?
Redneck #2: Exactly. You ain't never seen nothing like this, man. You'll think you've died and gone to heaven, I reckon.
Redneck #1: Damn! Fishin' just got fun again.
Redneck #2: Hey, man, fishin' is life...
Both: ...the rest is just details!
Redneck #2: That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
Redneck #1: Hell yeah!
