So Two and a Half Men and CSI have decided to team-up for a crossover episode. No, really. What's next--one of these wacky laugh riots I just pulled out of my butthole?
My Name is Earl/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Earl throws a birthday party at the Crab Shack for an agoraphobic man whose tenth birthday he ruined many years before. Half the fun is getting the guy out of the house he hasn't left in twenty-two years (oh, boy!). As the party ends, Detectives Stabler and Benson arrest Crab Man for committing a series of brutal rapes in New York City in the late 90's. Crab Man is eventually found not guilty. Joy shouts "oh, snap" and bitch-slaps Assistant District Attorney Casey Novak. Randy meanwhile gets stuck in a subway turnstile and Detective Tutuola comes to terms with something.Lost/Extreme Makeover: Home Edition: Yet another group of strangers arrive on the island, this time with a camera crew, interior decorators, and TV carpenter Ty Pennington. They claim to have been hired by higher ups in the Dharma Initiative to update the various underground stations on the island. During the reveal, Paul DiMeo is savaged by a rampaging Smoke Monster, Kate is brought to tears when shown the master bathroom, Preston Sharp beats the shit out of Ben, and Locke throws a knife into Pennington's spine, killing him instantly.
What Not to Wear/Little People Big World: Clinton and Stacy try their damnedest to rid Matt Roloff's life of red sweatshirts, suggesting he try a nice tailored pant coupled with a navy blazer and a bright-colored scarf. Matt chooses to use his $5,000 shopping money to renovate the Empire State Building. Zach kicks a ball, Jeremy puts on some tight pants, Amy yells at Matt, and Jacob hits Molly.
