From the Editor's Desk: April Apologies
We were pretty hard on the hipster community last month. Let me be the first to apologize. Hipsters, we didn't mean nothing by it. We're just snarky men and women from troubled homes who feel better about ourselves when we're making fun of other people. Which is why this month I'm declaring open season on hillbillies! That's right--these buck-toothed, moonshine-swilling, overall-wearing, sister-marrying, tobaccy-chewing, inbred, banjo-plucking murderers of the English language have had it too easy for too long. It's time to take 'em down a peg or three. So watch your back, West Virignia--you're going down!
We were pretty hard on the hipster community last month. Let me be the first to apologize. Hipsters, we didn't mean nothing by it. We're just snarky men and women from troubled homes who feel better about ourselves when we're making fun of other people. Which is why this month I'm declaring open season on hillbillies! That's right--these buck-toothed, moonshine-swilling, overall-wearing, sister-marrying, tobaccy-chewing, inbred, banjo-plucking murderers of the English language have had it too easy for too long. It's time to take 'em down a peg or three. So watch your back, West Virignia--you're going down!
