1. Ocean Force: Panama City Beach-TruTV's Ocean Force takes all the fun of COPS and skews it a little younger. And a lot more naked. True, there are scores of nekkid crack addicts wandering bleary-eyed through the streets, bleeding and swearing on COPS, but Ocean Force has college girls on Spring Break, probably on crack, but not bleeding. Unfortunately, the episode I watched was a total sausage-fest (blech!). Swerving frat boys, a sliced-up fat dude, and a booze-addled bald guy barricaded in his hotel room were the stars of this half-hour. I learned a lot about what the police department goes through during Spring Break. Then I broke out my beer bong and prompty forgot it all. Hell yeah! (Alas, Captain Nauticus never showed up--that would've been sweet)Made: Mtv's Made has given us many memorable characters over the last couple of years. There was the emo girl who wanted to be a cheerleader even if it meant losing her boyfriend who wore jeans tighter than her own; the fat gay kid with manboobs who wanted to play soccer; the uptight white girl who wanted to gangsta rap. But Geeky McDorkpants here takes the cake (which is a good thing, because fat gay kid doesn't need any more cake). He spent his high school years lonely and dateless (I know, it's shocking), but with the help of Mtv, he hoped to turn his life around, get "chic," and procure his first kiss. 
I don't know if he ever achieved the level of "chicness" that he wanted or if he truly connected with the inner rock star his diminutive life coach was convinced he had inside, but he did get that kiss. Over the course of the episode, he actually attempted the kiss three times, successful only on his final try because Mtv hired a hooker to do the deed (that is my theory--I don't have the facts to back that up. She just looked skanky, hookerish). Watching Geeky repeatedly fail at dating was kind of difficult to watch at times, but in the end it was just as satisfying as any other episode of Made. So...yeah.
See you next time I feel like it!
