America's Next Top Model-Cycle 10: Week 4

so, i shall refer to this episode as the one during which i started the 'I heart stacy ann fan club.' i've decided that she is the funniest of the annoying girls, and she deserves it!

well, this episode proves that this is the WORST group of runway walkers to date. pitiful. lame. pathetic. bad. gross. yucky. ewww. blech.

here is the lovely, ANNOYING fatima, 'forgetting' to put on her little firefighter boots. she also 'forgot' how to button her shirt in the challenge and 'forgot' how to pose in the photo shoot. i was really hoping Tyra would send her home in addition to amis.

speaking of the devil...here is amis SKIPPING down the modified catwalk - give me a freakin' break. she thought it would be fun. she also thought that wearing that stupid headband at elimination would be fun. sigh.

since when did they let drag queens in the competition?

the piece de resistance! i think the firefighters thoroughly enjoyed the runway lesson with ms. j, as well as his mini-burlesque show.

the girls went from bad to worse at the pretend fashion show.

Top 5 bad fashion show moments:

1. hearing Jaslene's voice
2. seeing Jaslene
3. Whitney flashing nipples - bad for Whitney, good for us
4. Lauren's 'I'm weird and misunderstood so I can't walk and pose like a model' walk
5. Fatima. all of her.

as for the photo shoot itself, the tyra team must really be out of ideas. i mean, really - meat??? we all know the girls (and trannies) are whores and like the meat, but does it need to be so blantant and in our face at all times?

Quotes du soir:

'i would've hooked your ass right off the stage.'
'I smell a little dookie.'
in reference to Jaslene - '...a big-old beautiful, doe-eyed, yummy little Latino sandwich'
'Southern not-cultured white trash'
'Jaslene's ...really smart'
'The girl next door becomes girlicious.'

toodles 'til next thursday.
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