We've all, at one time or another, laughed so hard we've ejaculate--admit it, ladies!--but did you know it was possible to laugh the spooge into you? Israeli researchers have found that women who've undergone in-vitro fertilization procedures and then been entertained by a "medical clown" for 15-minutes are more likely to become pregnant. Yep, clowns aren't just for circuses and scaring the piss out of people anymore. Clowns can now play an integral role in helping childless couples become childful couples. It's true! The internet said!
In a study of 219 women undergoing IVF, Israeli researchers found the odds of success were greater among women who were entertained by a professional "medical clown" right after they had the embryos implanted in the womb.
Overall, 36 percent became pregnant, versus 20 percent of women who'd had a comedy-free recovery after embryo implantation.
Conversely, women exposed to a Dane Cook routine following the procedure experienced an unrelenting desire to punch themselves repeatedly in the uterus, while a handful of women forced to watch Jeff Dunham's Spark of Insanity special immediately jumped out of the nearest open window to their deaths. Women exposed to the comic stylings of Larry the Cable Guy felt compelled to pursue a Masters Degree and those shown the first season of Mind of Mencia in its entirety made a vow to leave the United States upon the birth of their baby and never return.
So, yeah, looks like clowns are your best bet, ladies.
