Remember those dummies who named their son Adolph Hitler, then tried to get a local supermarket to decorate a birthday cake with the youngster's name on it and the employees of the supermarket called the police and the nation pointed and laughed at the two dimwit parents who named their kid after the most hated mass murderer in the history of everything? Remember? Well, those two dummies, New Jersey's own Heath and Deborah Campbell, have had all three of their unfortunately-named children taken away from them. Why? Well, isn't it obvious?Parents who named two of their children "Adolf Hitler" and "Aryan Nation" lost custody of all three of their children Thursday, even though they say a New Jersey appeals court found no evidence of abuse, ruling the children have been taken away without cause, MyFoxPhilly reports.
“Actually, the judge and DYFS told us that there was no evidence of abuse and that it was the names. They were taken over the children's names,” Heath Campbell told NBC 10 Tuesday.
So, child services can take your children away from you for naming them something stupid now? That seems a little weird. Sure, if you're slapping them around or locking them in closets and feeding them a steady diet of Kibbles-N-Bits or coming at them with swords (sorry, sorry) then, yes, you should have your children taken from you. But for naming them something undesirable? I'm still not sure how I feel about this. Let's read on:
On January 2009, the Campbells told MyFoxPhilly that Adolf Hitler Campbell is just like any other 3-year-old boy.
"It's not like he's growing up to be a killer or nothing like that," Deborah Campbell said.
"I went to just to get a cake... it was a circus of racism," Heath Campbell added.
You know how you can pick stupid people out of crowd? You hear them say things like "circus of racism" when speaking about the time they tried to get the phrase "Happy 3rd Birthday, Adolph Hitler" piped in red icing on a frosted, chocolate chip cookie cake. Maybe Adolph and his sisters JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie were taken away from their parents because the state of New Jersey fears that one day the stupidity that defines the elder Campbells' everyday existence will infect their offspring. You're turing me around, DYFS.
At the time both parents acknowledge the hate behind their children's names. But say that was not their intention.
"This is America, they say it's free, you have the right to name your child whatever you want to name your child, no matter what," Heath Campbell said.
You know how you pick REALLY stupid people out of a crowd of assorted stupids? Find the ones that named their kids Hitler and Aryan Nation because this is America and in America we can do whatever we damn well please cuz of the Constitution and what-not. Yeah, don't think of your child's future or anything, you dumb scumbag. School, college, the workplace--how easy is it going to be for these poor kids to make friends and have a worthwhile career? You've just cursed them to work at flea markets for the rest of their dumb, most likely drunken, lives. I'm glad they took your kids, Heath and Deborah Campbell. You shouldn't have been allowed to breed in the first place probably. Ugh. These people make me sick.
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