That Schlow Burger looks fantastic! I want one right now! What's that? I've got to go all the way to Radius in Boston to sink my teeth into this half-pound, cheddar-covered, horseradish-slathered, crispy onion-topped work of art? Oh, well. I guess I'll just eat a few celery sticks and go to bed.Wait a second! You say the recipe for the Schlow Burger is available in burger namesake Michael Schlow's 2005 cookbook It's About Time: Great Recipes for Everyday Life? Great. I'll just order the book from Amazon and make my own Schlow Burger in six to eight weeks when it arrives. I'm hungry now, but if I gots to wait, I gots to wait. Sigh.
Now hold on just a damn minute! Are you shitting me? Seriously, dude. If I find out you're shitting me, I am totally gonna kick your butthole inside out. You say that someone named "chuck" posted the recipe on zumbrun.net earlier this year and I can make my own Schlow Burger right this very second? Oh, joy!
