Parents were pissed, and rightfully so, when a t-shirt featuring the message "I'm too pretty to do homework, so my brother has to do it for me" made its debut on the J.C. Penney Web site this week.What you may not have heard is that this wasn't the only rampantly sexist t-shirt for girls featured on the retail giant's site. In fact, the "I'm too pretty to do math" shirt was the merely tip of the iceberg as far as this guy (Note: I am pointing at myself) is concerned. Somehow, GEP got its hands on some of the other t-shirt messages that left parents foaming with rage earlier this week. I warn you, these t-shirt messages are EXTREMELY sexist and do not reflect the thoughts, feelings or beliefs of anyone associated with this blog. These shirts are sick! As the father of a daughter, I am both shocked and appalled!
-"My other graduation gown is a string bikini!"
-"Reading, writing & arithmetic--my boyfriend does that junk for me while I'm shopping for bras!"
-"Why learn to read? I'm gonna have boobs soon anyway!"
-"Last I heard, you don't need a scholarship for stripper school."
-"Who needs brains when you've got cleavage?"
-"I'm too pretty to take the SAT, so I'll have my step-dad's widowed business partner take it for me!"
-"Let's ditch Life Science and hitchhike to Hef's place!"
-"Got an 'F' in Algebra--"F" for "French kissed the teacher in the back seat of his Prius after school.'"
-"Math is hard. Can I just suck your dick?"
-"I'm a stupid bitch!"
