Welcome to September. Or as we like to call it 'round here
THE SEPTEMBER OF SMACK-DOWNS!
This month, Giant Electric Penguin is bringin' back the smack-down in a big way! You won't believe how much smacking in a downward trajectory will be going on this month. For serious, you guys. We're gonna be smacking down so much stuff, you'll need a neck brace. And a sippy cup. And probably your mama. Wuss!
This month:
*Puppets battle puppets for your twisted amusement!
*Butt-kicking chicks engage in an angry, sweat-drenched orgy of violence and kicking!
*The most EPIC MONKEY SMACK-DOWN in recorded history!
*A month-long burger smack-down you'll have to eat to believe!!!
*And so much more!!!
Don't get left behind--make sure you visit GEP every day this September! And tell your friends. Provided you have any. Hell, tell your imaginary friends. Then create Twitter accounts for those imaginary friends and follow GEP on Twitter (@giantpengy). And if you have time after that, think about creating Facebook pages for those imaginary friends of yours and have them "like" us on there. Then, with the remaining time you have left after doing all that stuff, weep softly.
