What does this headline even mean: District judge cited for passing out acorns stuffed with condomsCondoms don't grow naturally inside of acorns as far as I know. Can you imagine being a squirrel if they did? Ick. I don't think I'd want to be a squirrel. I've never actually wanted to be a squirrel anyway. They seem so manic. They're always running around frantically, but going nowhere. And doing nothing. I mean, I'm sure squirrels are doing something, I just don't know what it is. I know they forage for acorns though. So, you know, if acorns had condoms inside of them, I can't imagine wanting to eat one. Have you ever chewed on a condom? You have? Sick!
So, a district court judge from Intercourse, PA (don't laugh at that--it's merely a fact of the story) was caught walking around state capital, handing out condom-crammed acorns to various ladies. The judge, Isaac H. Stoltzfus (feel free to laugh--that name is ridiculous!), claims he was passing out prophylactic-stuffed acorns as a prank. I thought pranks were supposed to be funny. My bad. Maybe it was a metaphor for something else. Any ideas? Let me know in the comments.
