October is nigh and Giant Electric Penguin has a treat in store for all of our loyal readers. Wednesday afternoon we will debut an October feature so frightening it will scare you out of your pants and then make you shit the new pair of pants you've put on following jumping out of the original pair of pants. Starting October 1st, GEP presents31 Days of Horror
Every day in the month of October we will showcase a different horror film guaranteed to turn you into a quivering mass of human jelly, sucking your thumb and begging for your mommy. Beware, friends, some of these films have pushed our staff to the very brink of insanity and, in a few cases, to the cusp (there's a difference!).
Tomorrow we begin, so make peace with your God now because once we start down this dark path of evil there's no turning back. There will, however, be bathroom breaks and the occasional snack.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
