Solatri: Holiday Wishlist 2010: The 11 Best T-Shirts of 2010

Note to readers: I have provided links to the various Web sites at which these t-shirts can be found, so feel free to buy one or more for me this holiday season, you know, as kind of a thank you for providing you with all kinds of hilarious content all year long. I wear a size XL t-shirt typically, but an L would be perfectly acceptable.

11. Jesus Loves You/Say Anything

I wonder how Jesus is at kickboxing?

10. Friday the 12th

Poor Jason. First he drowned in Crystal Lake. Then his mom went nuts and killed a bunch of horny teens. Then he got duped and run through with a machete. Then he was in 3-D. Then he got chopped up by a young Corey Feldman. Eventually he went to Hell. Then he was in outer space for some reason. Somewhere in there he fought Freddy Krueger. And now this. Sigh.

9. Hobbes Eats Calvin

The only unauthorized use of Bill Watterson's Calvin character that GEP approves of. Doesn't look like he'll be urinating on anything any time soon. Or ever again.

8. True Evolution

Evolution made easy. Finally

7. Pezidents of the United States

I'm not a political junkie, but I get some of what's going on in the above group shot (George Bush puking; Clinton with a cigar; Carter spitting peanuts, etc.), but why are Presidents Obama and Jackson tongue kissing? Perhaps I'll bring this up in our next Talkin' Politics article. Probably not.

6. Scott Pilgrim's Flying Punch