Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Goodbye, Amanda Bynes

1999-2010
Sad news out of Hollywood this week: 24-year-old actress Amanda Bynes has announced that she is retiring from the business of show. I for one will greatly miss Bynes' bumbling antics and fried chicken-colored skin. We here at GEP would wish you all the best, Ms. Bynes, but sadly we don't give enough of a crap. Honestly, how many more movies do you think Amanda Bynes will star in post-retirement? My guess is 15.