1. Titanitar: A team of conflicted scientists working for an evil multinational corporation in the early years of the 20th century uses steam-powered nanocomputers and baroque magical incantations to inhabit the bodies of giant luxury liners. Their goal: infiltrate a clan of sentient luxury liners in the North Atlantic and convince them to hand over their giant iceberg made entirely of the fictionally-named hardtogetium ice ore. Expect lots of smoke stacks inserted into portholes, whale bottoms, and female vaginas as that's how the luxury liners have sex and having sex is how luxury liners breathe.
2. Terminitar :A team of conflicted scientists working for an evil multinational corporation in the middle years of the 21st century uses jargon-filled scientific soliloquies to explain to the viewer how they have inhabited the bodies of bodybuilder cyborgs. Their goal: infiltrate a clan of sentient human beings from the past and convince them to hand over their leather jacket (I haven't seen Terminator, but a leather jacket features prominently on the poster) made entirely of givemeabreakium. Expect lots of cgi graphics inserted into eyeholes, robot bottoms, and female vaginas as that's how the bodybuilder cyborgs have sex and having sex is how bodybuilder cyborgs breathe.
3. Abyssitar:A team of conflicted scientists working for an evil multinational corporation in the middle years of the 20th century uses breathable liquid to inhabited the bodies of submarines. Their goal: infiltrate a clan of sentient sea creatures and convince them to hand over their copy of the Pamela Anderson sex tape made entirely of imgonnacumium. Expect lots of Tommy Lee's penis (I haven't seen Pamela Anderson's sex tape, but Tommy Lee's penis features prominently on the cover) inserted into mouthholes, floozie bottoms, and female vaginas as that's how Tommy Lee has sex and having sex is how Tommy Lee breathes.
