GEP Consumer Reviews: Looking at Porn So You Don't Have To

If you're like me (you have a computer), you've probably gotten your fair share of e-mail spam from porno sites on the electrical web. If you're a little more like me (but only just a little), you've been tempted to click on some of those links (you know, in the interest of consumer research) but were afraid they'd install all sorts of malicious malware and hand control of your computer over to an Ethiopian warlord in Kenya or something. Well, we here at GEP have decided to go ahead and click those links and find out where they really lead. And guess what we found: some really great porn, and some awesome new friends. Hi, Getachew.



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