If you know me, you know I like turtles. I think turtles are the A+ super top dog animals just behind cats and babies, and I have the t-shirt to prove it. (Thanks Nathan!)
I think they're cool like tanks, cute like buttons, and they have the potential to become mutant ninjas, and that's really cool too. Plus, they're hard as crap and they don't run away from danger like dogs and other lame-ass creatures. (Cats aren't lame, but they do run away from stuff. Babies don't run away.)
Here's some vids that'll PROVE that turtles are the best animals in the world (besides cats and babies).
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If you can ignore the cheesy music in this vid, you'll see the single most cutest animal in the reptile kingdom: the turtle. Doesn't it look like one of those buttons I mentioned earlier? It's small and has holes in it, just like a button.
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Here's a turtle illustrating how tough turtles are. Most animals would run away from a dog; this turtle is tearing right into the dog. Look at that turtle give that dog the business. That's what I'm talking about.
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I think these turtles are playing football. The one turtle is playing tight end, and the other one split the uprights! 4 points! Can I play next game?
