1.) CAN'T SWING A LIVE CAT IN TEXAS WITHOUT HITTING A DEAD WOMANGlinnie Berry was affectionately known in her Blanco County, Texas neighborhood as the "cat lady," but very few people knew just how much of a "cat lady" she truly was until deputies showed up at her house and found her dead body surrounded by 80 feisty felines. Surprisingly, most of the cats were in perfect health. Berry, however, had never taken Bob Barker's daily plea to spay and neuter one's pets to heart, so her home had become a 24 hour cat orgy, a freaky feline fuckfest if you will. Kitten litters literally littered the home and some of the kittens were airlifted to local animal hospitals to treat eye and lung infections.
Berry kept to herself mostly, but her cats shared their stench with the entire neighborhood as cats are wont to do:
"Neighbors said the stench from Berry's property travels to the road, making it difficult to pass by.
Charlie Ewing said, “(It's) like a very strong animal feces smell.”"
You think?
Berry kept to herself mostly, but her cats shared their stench with the entire neighborhood as cats are wont to do:
"Neighbors said the stench from Berry's property travels to the road, making it difficult to pass by.
Charlie Ewing said, “(It's) like a very strong animal feces smell.”"
You think?
2.) SHAQ AND A PANDAI don't really have much to say about this, I just think the photograph of Shaquille O'Neal cradling a panda at the Panda Breeding Research Center in China is hilarious. Shortly after the picture was taken, Mr. O'Neal consumed the still-living panda whole and asked for seconds.
Nah. That didn't happen. Look at that picture!!! LOLZ!
3.) FIRST GODZILLA, NOW THIS?
As if the people of Japan didn't have enough to worry about (North Korean rocket tests, a high suicide rate, giant moth attacks, etc.), now a bunch of gargantuan jellyfish have decided to fuck shit up:
"The jellyfish destroy fishermen's nets, getting trapped in them, tearing holes and ruining catches.
Fishermen often use expensive mazelike nets that stretch for hundreds of kilometers. When swarms of giant jellyfish tear them, the result is devastating.
"Communities of fishermen and these fishing villages own these nets," Graham said. "When these nets get wiped out, it actually has this economic devastation for an entire community.""
Who knew the gummy pools of slime you find littering America's beaches could be so destructive. Of course, those little bundles of disgusting are nothing compared to the big-ass jellyfish pictured above. Look at that thing, man. It's unbelievable. I don't want to speak for the Japanese people, but I think it might be time to call on Gamera for some assistance.
4.) AWWWWWW...IT'S DISGUSTING
A Charlotte, NC woman recently outbid a Coney Island freak show owner for posession of a five-legged Chihuahua-terrier mix named Precious. Allyson Siegel just couldn't bear the thought of lil' Precious being gawked at by hundreds of slack-jawed tourists each day, so she coughed up the cash necessary and rescued the little bundle of ick. John Strong, the sideshow owner, was disappointed but optimistic saying, "Sometimes, you just gotta say, 'OK, I still have nine live, two-headed animals' and move on.'' That's the spirit, John.
Nah. That didn't happen. Look at that picture!!! LOLZ!
3.) FIRST GODZILLA, NOW THIS?As if the people of Japan didn't have enough to worry about (North Korean rocket tests, a high suicide rate, giant moth attacks, etc.), now a bunch of gargantuan jellyfish have decided to fuck shit up:
"The jellyfish destroy fishermen's nets, getting trapped in them, tearing holes and ruining catches.
Fishermen often use expensive mazelike nets that stretch for hundreds of kilometers. When swarms of giant jellyfish tear them, the result is devastating.
"Communities of fishermen and these fishing villages own these nets," Graham said. "When these nets get wiped out, it actually has this economic devastation for an entire community.""
Who knew the gummy pools of slime you find littering America's beaches could be so destructive. Of course, those little bundles of disgusting are nothing compared to the big-ass jellyfish pictured above. Look at that thing, man. It's unbelievable. I don't want to speak for the Japanese people, but I think it might be time to call on Gamera for some assistance.
4.) AWWWWWW...IT'S DISGUSTINGA Charlotte, NC woman recently outbid a Coney Island freak show owner for posession of a five-legged Chihuahua-terrier mix named Precious. Allyson Siegel just couldn't bear the thought of lil' Precious being gawked at by hundreds of slack-jawed tourists each day, so she coughed up the cash necessary and rescued the little bundle of ick. John Strong, the sideshow owner, was disappointed but optimistic saying, "Sometimes, you just gotta say, 'OK, I still have nine live, two-headed animals' and move on.'' That's the spirit, John.
Wait...what? He has nine live, two-head animals in his possession? As a service to our readers, I tried to find out just what kind of animals Mr. Strong houses at his Coney Island freakatorium, but came up short. I did, however, come across several disturbing photographs of some rather horrifying freaks of nature...freaks of nature like: Bingo, the one-eyed, stillborn cat; Sweetsie, the kitten with eight legs; Nibbles, the conjoined pig; and Mr. Rutherford, the severely f'ed up baby chicken. You're welcome in advance for the nightmares.
