Title: UndefeatableBadass: Cynthia Rothrock
What the hell?: Streetfighting waitress Kristi Jones teams up with police detective/kung-fu master Nick DiMarco to avenge the death of her sister, Karen, at the hand's of a rape-happy, eye-plucking pyschopath with complex mommy issues named Stingray.
What's to like: ridiculous yet technically sound fight scenes; epic amounts of unintentional hilarity; a villain unlike any you've experienced before.
What's to not like: the movie taunts viewers with its cheap look, poor acting, and hackneyed plot, inviting nothing but scorn and ridicule; Cynthia Rothrock isn't given nearly enough screentime to prove her badassedness; "undefeatable" isn't a real word.
The truth: Undefeatable is a terrible movie, but a funny one too. It's the kind of film that I would recommend to lovers of fine trash cinema, but wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
Check us out bright and early Monday morning for the final results. We're counting our badasses down--worst to very best--in a showdown you'll have to see to believe. Whoa, daddy, this is gonna be a hot one! BE THERE!!!