Type: bro loveExample: Seth and Evan
"But, GEP, you already talked about brotherly love! What gives?"
Not brotherly love, a-hole, bro love.
"Wait, but you already did the whole homosexual thing. I'm confused."
Of course you're confused, jerk-off. You're a crackhead.
All that aside, bro love doesn't necessarily have to be gay. The bond between bros can be stronger than that of actual brothers. It can span the years and the miles and never waver. It holds strong through the good times (marriages, the birth of a child) and bad (death of a pet, bro whacked in the balls by a television remote). Bros are what life is all about. Like the Good Book says, "Yea and it is so that bros must forever cometh before the hoes for it is written."
Two of my favorite bros are Seth and Evan from Superbad. Together they venture into the frightening world of wine, women, and song with the simple goal of getting laid. Do they succeed? Does it matter? In the end, all that matters is how much quality time you spent with your bro (or bros). Though, c'mon, if a smoking hot chick struts by asking for a piece, it's totally OK to put the bro shit on hiatus. Bros aren't idiots after all.
Other examples: Dwight Schrute and Michael Scott, Zack and Screech, me and Garbage
