Sunday, December 14, 2008

25 Days of Horrible Holiday Decorations: Nativity Paddle Ball

...Nativity Paddle Ball! Paddle ball just got a whole lot holier!

There's nothing stupider than paddle ball (well, maybe the Religious Right), but...I actually don't know how to finish that statement. Imagine that: me at a loss for words. The Oriental Trading Company is notorious for taking products people already hate and not making them any more interesting by adding Biblical themes. Paddle ball doesn't suddenly become fun because it's covered with pictures to color. Now, instead of being able to just whack a rubber ball around for a little bit, you've got to color the thing first. Wow, thanks Oriental Trading Company.